Jun 28, 2022 10:51AM
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday, so I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.
Jun 01, 2022 09:54AM
What is the first sign of Alzheimer’s? You get a puppy because you forget how much work they are.
Dec 23, 2021 10:54AM ● By Sally Breslin
Every December 31, when I’d ask my husband if he had any New Year’s resolutions, he would shrug and say, “Nope, I can’t think of a single thing.”
Aug 31, 2020 02:43PM ● By Dick Wolfsie
While most stories I write are exaggerations of the truth, this story really happened, word for word. My female problems began eight years a...
Aug 27, 2020 01:22PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Whoever decided a liquor store is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.
Jul 30, 2020 02:52PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Moonshiner Submitted by Bob Breazeale John just inherited a small farm way back up in the hills of Tennessee. As John and his wife are looki...
Jun 25, 2020 02:27PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Jun 02, 2020 11:04AM ● By Amy Laundrie
Today I ran over my husband's relative. Good thing he was already dead. I had parked along a road in the nearby cemetery, near some family...
Jun 01, 2020 01:06PM ● By Beacon Senior News
To be Frank Submitted by Bob Breazeale Two women are talking over coffee. Mary: “I’m so exhausted. I can’t sleep. My husband comes home very...
Mar 25, 2020 11:17AM ● By Beacon Senior News
The drunk Submitted by Robert Velasquez A drunk goes into the bar and tells the bartender, “Dri...drrrri.....drinks on the house...on me. Ba...
Mar 03, 2020 12:25PM ● By Eileen O'Toole
I’ve reached the conclusion that it’s my brain and time that keeps me overly busy. My friends and I’ve been talking about how we get up in t...
Mar 02, 2020 03:01PM ● By Beacon Senior News
At age 4 success is not piddling in your pants. At age 80 success is not piddling in your pants.