Jan 28, 2020 12:20PM ● By Arthur Vidro
Companies are constantly evolving, changing what they do and how they do it. Typically, they explain that every change they make is to help ...
Jan 28, 2020 10:46AM ● By Beacon Senior News
“How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. "Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer.”
Jan 06, 2020 03:20PM ● By Dick Wolfsie
My son bought me one of those watches that tracks your daily number of steps, monitors your heartbeat, and I think it can you tell you the c...
Dec 30, 2019 01:35PM ● By Beacon Senior News
The flood Submitted by Bob Breazeale A large motorhome from New York pulls into the only gas station in a very small town in Arizona, near t...
Dec 02, 2019 04:02PM ● By Beacon Senior News
If you aren’t on Facebook, you may feel that you’re missing something. If you are on it, it’s the most amazing time suck ever. It’s also a g...
Dec 02, 2019 02:36PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Clever Wuss Submitted by Sue C. Hughey One day Wilbur decided to do something about the continual harassment and lack of respect shown him b...
Oct 29, 2019 10:50AM ● By Beacon Senior News
Mary Ellen and I have been taking short walks around the neighborhood after dinner. It’s relaxing, romantic and good exercise…but I can’t af...
Oct 28, 2019 11:13AM ● By Beacon Senior News
TURKEY DINNER Submitted by Kyle Smith. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, unable to find one big enough to fe...
Sep 30, 2019 11:52AM ● By Beacon Senior News
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books on the paranormal. The librarian says in an ominous voice, “...they're right behind you.”
Dec 08, 2018 12:12AM ● By Beacon Senior News
Rules and regulations Submitted by Beth Martin Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while work...
Oct 07, 2018 07:52PM ● By Melanie Wiseman
We begin laughing at just 4 months old. As a kid, I was a great audience for my brother, the family clown. I’d cry because I'd laughed so ha...
Oct 07, 2018 04:28AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Diplomacy at work Submitted by Victoria Roberts A man walked into the produce section of a suburban Colorado supermarket and asked if he co...