Sep 01, 2018 12:54AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Bet we can guess your age Submitted by JoAnn RoemerThree mischievous old ladies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old m...
Jul 04, 2018 05:29AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Seeking donations Submitted by Chrissy Kief “Honey there are some people at the door asking for donations to build a new swimming pool.” “G...
Apr 06, 2018 04:07AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Signs of the times Submitted by Joseph Hunt Plumber: “We repair what your husband fixed.” On the trucks of a local plumbing company in nort...
Mar 02, 2018 05:29PM ● By BEACON Senior News
Let there be peace Submitted by Caden CarryAn old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the firs...
Oct 04, 2017 01:27PM ● By BEACON Senior News
Very busy Submitted by Katie MorenoTwo new mothers were talking about a friend of theirs, who had just given birth to triplets. “You know, t...
Dec 05, 2016 10:10AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Christmas stamps Submitted by Pat JessupA woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas card envelopes. She says to the cler...
Oct 31, 2016 12:10PM ● By BEACON Senior News
Thank God Submitted by Jerome Bowles I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, and fought prostate ...
Oct 03, 2016 01:01PM ● By BEACON Senior News
The noteSubmitted by Dave KennedyA man comes home from work and finds a note from his wife on the fridge. It says, “This isn’t working. I’m ...
Oct 03, 2016 12:42PM ● By Leslie Handler
I broke my record time while chasing the crap out of my life. About a year and a half ago, I started running. I did this for two reasons: to...
Sep 12, 2016 10:14AM ● By BEACON Senior News
MeritsSubmitted by Richard RenoA cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter asked the cowboy, “Have you ever done any...
