Aug 24, 2023 03:42PM
A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, “I think I’m a Type-O.”
Jul 24, 2023 01:58PM
Want to hear a roof joke? The first one’s on the house.
Apr 26, 2023 10:39AM
A redneck named Bubba opens the door of a fortune teller’s shop. The fortune teller says, “Come on in, Bubba.”
Apr 04, 2023 11:51AM ● By Jacqueline T. Lynch
No matter what language one spoke in different parts of the world, all could understand pantomime.
Apr 04, 2023 10:43AM
Did you know bees become indecisive after April? They become maybees.
Feb 27, 2023 10:22AM
A Colorado State Trooper pulled over a pickup on I-77. The trooper asked, “Got any ID?” The driver replied, “’Bout whut?”
Jan 27, 2023 10:14AM
Take this quiz to see if you are older than dirt
Dec 22, 2022 10:55AM
My husband wanted one of those big screen TVs for his birthday, so I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.
Dec 22, 2022 10:11AM ● By Sally Breslin
As I walked over to investigate, a tiny mouse scurried out from behind the fridge, dashed toward the basement door then squeezed underneath it and disappeared.
Nov 29, 2022 10:44AM
What do you call a broke Santa Claus? Saint Nickel-less
Oct 03, 2022 11:36AM
I would like to return this mirror. The reflection doesn’t look like me anymore!
Aug 30, 2022 09:57AM
A guy asked me for a small donation for the YMCA swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
Jun 28, 2022 10:51AM
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday, so I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.
Jun 01, 2022 09:54AM
What is the first sign of Alzheimer’s? You get a puppy because you forget how much work they are.
Dec 23, 2021 10:54AM ● By Sally Breslin
Every December 31, when I’d ask my husband if he had any New Year’s resolutions, he would shrug and say, “Nope, I can’t think of a single thing.”
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