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Jul 31, 2017 10:53AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Working dogs Submitted by Ron WagersWhat do you call a dog that works in a lawyer's office?A para-beagle.My mistake Submitted by Helen C...
Jul 05, 2017 04:05PM ● By BEACON Senior News
Country songSubmitted by Bob BreazealeI'm trying to compose a country-western song, but parts of it are harder than I thought. I haven't wri...
Dec 05, 2016 10:10AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Christmas stamps Submitted by Pat JessupA woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas card envelopes. She says to the cler...
Oct 31, 2016 12:10PM ● By BEACON Senior News
Thank God Submitted by Jerome Bowles I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, and fought prostate ...
Oct 03, 2016 01:01PM ● By BEACON Senior News
The noteSubmitted by Dave KennedyA man comes home from work and finds a note from his wife on the fridge. It says, “This isn’t working. I’m ...
Sep 12, 2016 10:14AM ● By BEACON Senior News
MeritsSubmitted by Richard RenoA cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter asked the cowboy, “Have you ever done any...
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