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Aug 04, 2018 03:23AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Good shot Submitted by Carl Eden An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “I’ve never been be...
Jul 04, 2018 05:29AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Seeking donations Submitted by Chrissy Kief “Honey there are some people at the door asking for donations to build a new swimming pool.” “G...
May 31, 2018 06:23AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Too revealing Submitted by Larry AndersonA man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a cur...
May 01, 2018 06:49AM ● By BEACON Senior News
The third wish Submitted by Maynard Hesselbarth A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray a...
Apr 06, 2018 04:07AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Signs of the times Submitted by Joseph Hunt Plumber: “We repair what your husband fixed.” On the trucks of a local plumbing company in nort...
Mar 02, 2018 05:29PM ● By BEACON Senior News
Let there be peace Submitted by Caden CarryAn old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the firs...
Jan 30, 2018 12:14AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Skydiving Submitted by Bob BreazealeA skydiver jumped out of a plane on his first solo jump. At the appropriate time, he pulled the ripcord....
Jan 03, 2018 12:19AM ● By BEACON Senior News
And God created Dog Submitted by Frankie BrownAdam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we don...
Dec 05, 2017 11:52PM ● By BEACON Senior News
The talking dog Submitted by Willa MercadoA man decides his son would love a dog for Christmas, and on his way home from work, he sees a sig...
Oct 31, 2017 11:57PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Anger management Submitted by Derek Lecompte“When I get mad at you, you never fight back,” a husband said to his wife. “How do you control y...
Oct 04, 2017 01:27PM ● By BEACON Senior News
Very busy Submitted by Katie MorenoTwo new mothers were talking about a friend of theirs, who had just given birth to triplets. “You know, t...
Aug 28, 2017 02:25PM ● By BEACON Senior News
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called he...
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