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Apr 06, 2018 04:07AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Signs of the times Submitted by Joseph Hunt Plumber: “We repair what your husband fixed.” On the trucks of a local plumbing company in nort...
Mar 02, 2018 05:29PM ● By BEACON Senior News
Let there be peace Submitted by Caden CarryAn old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the firs...
Jan 30, 2018 12:14AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Skydiving Submitted by Bob BreazealeA skydiver jumped out of a plane on his first solo jump. At the appropriate time, he pulled the ripcord....
Jan 03, 2018 12:19AM ● By BEACON Senior News
And God created Dog Submitted by Frankie BrownAdam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we don...
Dec 05, 2017 11:52PM ● By BEACON Senior News
The talking dog Submitted by Willa MercadoA man decides his son would love a dog for Christmas, and on his way home from work, he sees a sig...
Oct 31, 2017 11:57PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Anger management Submitted by Derek Lecompte“When I get mad at you, you never fight back,” a husband said to his wife. “How do you control y...
Oct 04, 2017 01:27PM ● By BEACON Senior News
Very busy Submitted by Katie MorenoTwo new mothers were talking about a friend of theirs, who had just given birth to triplets. “You know, t...
Aug 28, 2017 02:25PM ● By BEACON Senior News
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called he...
Jul 31, 2017 10:53AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Working dogs Submitted by Ron WagersWhat do you call a dog that works in a lawyer's office?A para-beagle.My mistake Submitted by Helen C...
Jul 05, 2017 04:05PM ● By BEACON Senior News
Country songSubmitted by Bob BreazealeI'm trying to compose a country-western song, but parts of it are harder than I thought. I haven't wri...
Dec 05, 2016 10:10AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Christmas stamps Submitted by Pat JessupA woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas card envelopes. She says to the cler...
Oct 31, 2016 12:10PM ● By BEACON Senior News
Thank God Submitted by Jerome Bowles I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, and fought prostate ...
Oct 03, 2016 01:01PM ● By BEACON Senior News
The noteSubmitted by Dave KennedyA man comes home from work and finds a note from his wife on the fridge. It says, “This isn’t working. I’m ...
Sep 12, 2016 10:14AM ● By BEACON Senior News
MeritsSubmitted by Richard RenoA cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter asked the cowboy, “Have you ever done any...
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