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Sep 30, 2019 11:52AM ● By Beacon Senior News
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books on the paranormal. The librarian says in an ominous voice, “...they're right behind you.”
Aug 29, 2019 03:08PM ● By Beacon Senior News
THE CABBIE AND THE WOMAN Submitted by Johnny DawsonA clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City.The cab ...
Jul 29, 2019 12:05PM ● By Beacon Senior News
The old girlfriend Submitted by Cassie Jacobs A husband pointed out his old girlfriend at a restaurant. He said to his wife, “I understand s...
Jul 02, 2019 02:41PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Five surgeons Submitted by Robert BennettFive surgeons were discussing who makes the best patient to operate on.The first surgeon said, “I l...
Jun 06, 2019 02:42PM ● By Beacon Senior News
GOT TWO BUCKS? Submitted by Cynthia MooreA homeless man, who’d obviously seen his share of hard times, approached a well-dressed gentleman o...
May 15, 2019 03:02PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Real mothers Submitted by Cara Goodrich Real mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to make it. Real mothers know that their kitchen...
Apr 01, 2019 02:24PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Note from the Publisher: Humor is in the funny bone of the beholder. In last month's issue, we published a joke that was attributed to David...
Jan 06, 2019 12:38AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Grandma's Advice Submitted by Rose Avery I just found a card with a gem that I think my grandmother wrote: “You’re not old until you start ...
Dec 08, 2018 12:12AM ● By Beacon Senior News
Rules and regulations Submitted by Beth Martin Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while work...
Oct 07, 2018 04:28AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Diplomacy at work Submitted by Victoria Roberts A man walked into the produce section of a suburban Colorado supermarket and asked if he co...
Sep 01, 2018 12:54AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Bet we can guess your age Submitted by JoAnn RoemerThree mischievous old ladies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old m...
Aug 04, 2018 03:23AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Good shot Submitted by Carl Eden An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “I’ve never been be...
Jul 04, 2018 05:29AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Seeking donations Submitted by Chrissy Kief “Honey there are some people at the door asking for donations to build a new swimming pool.” “G...
May 31, 2018 06:23AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Too revealing Submitted by Larry AndersonA man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a cur...
May 01, 2018 06:49AM ● By BEACON Senior News
The third wish Submitted by Maynard Hesselbarth A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray a...
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