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Aug 23, 2021 09:49AM
"Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch. Yeti never complains."
Jul 26, 2021 10:28AM
My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make food right in front of you. I took her to Subway.
Jun 28, 2021 08:28AM
When I die, I want my last words to be, “I left a million dollars under the...”
May 24, 2021 11:05AM
Teach your grandkids about taxes by eating 30 percent of their ice cream!
Apr 26, 2021 12:21PM
What’s the difference between beets and snot? Kids will eat snot.
Mar 22, 2021 02:11PM
They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by two minutes. I’ve done the math. Seems I died in 1537.
Feb 22, 2021 11:42AM
"At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next."
Jan 25, 2021 02:06PM
"Looking for a married woman, recently cheated on, mad and scorned, who is willing to sell her husband’s tools for cheap..."
Dec 22, 2020 08:47AM
My 4-year-old granddaughter found a pair of teeth floating in a glass. She turned to me and said, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!”
Nov 23, 2020 11:22AM ● By Lois Greene Stone
One year, growing up in the 1940s, I decided to write down my New Year resolutions on toilet paper.
Nov 23, 2020 10:26AM
You’re from Colorado if…“humid” is over 25 percent.
Oct 26, 2020 11:16AM ● By Beacon Senior News
What do four nickels make? Two paradigms!
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