tag:westerncolorado.beaconseniornews.com,2005:/categories/laughing-matters?page=2Humor Humor | BEACON Senior News - Western Colorado Page 2Living Your Best Life After 50 in Western Colorado2023-08-23T10:48:19-06:00urn:uuid:26fe1d80-6570-46e5-a851-8fcc67cbcc952023-08-21T12:03:45-06:002023-08-23T10:48:19-06:00Laughing Matters - September 20232023-08-21 12:03:44 -0600Kayla PoolA priest, an Imam and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, “I think I’m a Type-O.”<hr /><p><small>Original article published at <a href="westerncolorado.beaconseniornews.com">BEACON Senior News - Western Colorado</a></small></p>urn:uuid:dbe58855-cf43-47f3-a300-e6e137155e212023-07-24T13:58:29-06:002023-08-02T11:45:04-06:00Laughing Matters - August 20232023-07-24 13:58:27 -0600Kayla PoolWant to hear a roof joke? The first one’s on the house.<hr /><p><small>Original article published at <a href="westerncolorado.beaconseniornews.com">BEACON Senior News - Western Colorado</a></small></p>urn:uuid:36f3f4bd-24e6-427f-94b3-41db0dacf4442023-05-19T12:43:11-06:002023-05-30T09:42:14-06:00Laughing Matters - June 20232023-05-19 12:43:10 -0600Kayla PoolDad jokes:
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.<hr /><p><small>Original article published at <a href="westerncolorado.beaconseniornews.com">BEACON Senior News - Western Colorado</a></small></p>urn:uuid:50da1d44-c294-45b4-876e-4531799c38ce2023-04-26T10:39:35-06:002023-04-28T12:02:58-06:00Laughing Matters - May 20232023-04-26 10:39:35 -0600Kayla PoolA redneck named Bubba opens the door of a fortune teller’s shop. The fortune teller says, “Come on in, Bubba.” <hr /><p><small>Original article published at <a href="westerncolorado.beaconseniornews.com">BEACON Senior News - Western Colorado</a></small></p>urn:uuid:805745d1-6517-42fa-aed8-8f1156b33c102023-04-04T10:43:49-06:002023-04-26T13:08:02-06:00Laughing Matters - April 20232023-04-04 10:43:48 -0600Kayla PoolDid you know bees become indecisive after April? They become maybees.<hr /><p><small>Original article published at <a href="westerncolorado.beaconseniornews.com">BEACON Senior News - Western Colorado</a></small></p>urn:uuid:8ab65e18-f5eb-4cc4-9dcf-5b6267a686502023-02-27T10:22:44-07:002023-04-04T15:54:41-06:00Laughing Matters - March 20232023-02-27 10:22:43 -0700Kayla PoolA Colorado State Trooper pulled over a pickup on I-77.
The trooper asked, “Got any ID?”
The driver replied, “’Bout whut?”
<hr /><p><small>Original article published at <a href="westerncolorado.beaconseniornews.com">BEACON Senior News - Western Colorado</a></small></p>urn:uuid:7842b82c-1c6e-4290-88cf-9ae7bfc01e9b2023-01-26T14:21:54-07:002023-02-27T13:10:40-07:00Laughing Matters - February 20232023-01-27 10:14:47 -0700Kayla PoolTake this quiz to see if you are older than dirt<hr /><p><small>Original article published at <a href="westerncolorado.beaconseniornews.com">BEACON Senior News - Western Colorado</a></small></p>urn:uuid:17ed1534-bc75-47c8-81f5-d525a81d20f82022-12-22T10:55:22-07:002023-02-15T10:04:06-07:00Laughing Matters - January 20232022-12-22 10:55:22 -0700Kayla Pool My husband wanted one of those big screen TVs for his birthday, so I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.<hr /><p><small>Original article published at <a href="westerncolorado.beaconseniornews.com">BEACON Senior News - Western Colorado</a></small></p>urn:uuid:5ceae35c-b433-45c8-be3e-e5faa3acf4632022-11-29T10:44:01-07:002023-02-15T10:03:48-07:00Laughing Matters - December 20222022-11-29 10:44:00 -0700Kayla PoolWhat do you call a broke Santa Claus? Saint Nickel-less<hr /><p><small>Original article published at <a href="westerncolorado.beaconseniornews.com">BEACON Senior News - Western Colorado</a></small></p>urn:uuid:31cf0c63-7f42-4af5-a8b8-2b6bf5f377312022-10-31T11:21:28-06:002023-02-15T10:03:30-07:00Laughing Matters - November 20222022-10-31 11:21:28 -0600Kayla PoolSingers of the ’60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us aging Baby Boomers. Bee Gees: “How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?”<hr /><p><small>Original article published at <a href="westerncolorado.beaconseniornews.com">BEACON Senior News - Western Colorado</a></small></p>urn:uuid:b245fa10-eed7-489f-9b19-fb1809604db72022-10-03T11:36:16-06:002023-02-15T10:03:12-07:00Laughing Matters - October 20222022-10-03 11:36:16 -0600Kayla PoolI would like to return this mirror. The reflection doesn’t look like me anymore!<hr /><p><small>Original article published at <a href="westerncolorado.beaconseniornews.com">BEACON Senior News - Western Colorado</a></small></p>urn:uuid:07e87154-e4f1-4379-8ff7-ec2b3ce7a3e52022-08-29T15:49:14-06:002023-02-14T15:42:04-07:00Laughing Matters - September 20222022-08-30 09:57:13 -0600Kayla PoolA guy asked me for a small donation for the YMCA swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.<hr /><p><small>Original article published at <a href="westerncolorado.beaconseniornews.com">BEACON Senior News - Western Colorado</a></small></p>