Dec 05, 2017 11:52PM ● By BEACON Senior News
The talking dog Submitted by Willa MercadoA man decides his son would love a dog for Christmas, and on his way home from work, he sees a sig...
Oct 31, 2017 11:57PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Anger management Submitted by Derek Lecompte“When I get mad at you, you never fight back,” a husband said to his wife. “How do you control y...
Oct 04, 2017 01:27PM ● By BEACON Senior News
Very busy Submitted by Katie MorenoTwo new mothers were talking about a friend of theirs, who had just given birth to triplets. “You know, t...
Aug 28, 2017 02:25PM ● By BEACON Senior News
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called he...
Jul 31, 2017 10:53AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Working dogs Submitted by Ron WagersWhat do you call a dog that works in a lawyer's office?A para-beagle.My mistake Submitted by Helen C...
Jul 05, 2017 04:05PM ● By BEACON Senior News
Country songSubmitted by Bob BreazealeI'm trying to compose a country-western song, but parts of it are harder than I thought. I haven't wri...
