Dec 08, 2018 12:12AM ● By Beacon Senior News
Rules and regulations Submitted by Beth Martin Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while work...
Oct 07, 2018 07:52PM ● By Melanie Wiseman
We begin laughing at just 4 months old. As a kid, I was a great audience for my brother, the family clown. I’d cry because I'd laughed so ha...
Oct 07, 2018 04:28AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Diplomacy at work Submitted by Victoria Roberts A man walked into the produce section of a suburban Colorado supermarket and asked if he co...
Sep 01, 2018 12:54AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Bet we can guess your age Submitted by JoAnn RoemerThree mischievous old ladies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old m...
Aug 04, 2018 03:23AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Good shot Submitted by Carl Eden An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “I’ve never been be...
Jul 04, 2018 05:29AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Seeking donations Submitted by Chrissy Kief “Honey there are some people at the door asking for donations to build a new swimming pool.” “G...
May 31, 2018 06:23AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Too revealing Submitted by Larry AndersonA man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a cur...
May 01, 2018 06:49AM ● By BEACON Senior News
The third wish Submitted by Maynard Hesselbarth A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray a...
Apr 06, 2018 04:07AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Signs of the times Submitted by Joseph Hunt Plumber: “We repair what your husband fixed.” On the trucks of a local plumbing company in nort...
Mar 02, 2018 05:29PM ● By BEACON Senior News
Let there be peace Submitted by Caden CarryAn old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the firs...
Jan 30, 2018 12:14AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Skydiving Submitted by Bob BreazealeA skydiver jumped out of a plane on his first solo jump. At the appropriate time, he pulled the ripcord....
Jan 03, 2018 12:19AM ● By BEACON Senior News
And God created Dog Submitted by Frankie BrownAdam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we don...
