Dec 22, 2022 10:55AM
My husband wanted one of those big screen TVs for his birthday, so I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.
Dec 22, 2022 10:11AM ● By Sally Breslin
As I walked over to investigate, a tiny mouse scurried out from behind the fridge, dashed toward the basement door then squeezed underneath it and disappeared.
Jan 24, 2022 02:58PM
What’s a Shih Tzu—a dog? No, it’s a zoo with no animals.
Dec 23, 2021 10:54AM ● By Sally Breslin
Every December 31, when I’d ask my husband if he had any New Year’s resolutions, he would shrug and say, “Nope, I can’t think of a single thing.”
Dec 22, 2021 02:56PM
My wife went to a self-help group for compulsive talkers. It’s called On & On Anon!
Nov 23, 2021 10:40AM ● By Sally Breslin
It’s the thought that counts, not the sub-par gift wrapping, right?
Nov 22, 2021 01:57PM
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Oct 25, 2021 10:11AM
Beware of dating podiatrists, you may get off on the wrong foot.
Sep 27, 2021 02:19PM ● By Sally Breslin
I finally found something that no red-blooded trick-or-treater could complain about—full-sized chocolate bars.
Sep 27, 2021 10:23AM
I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”
Aug 23, 2021 10:31AM ● By Laverne Bardy
Unfortunately, not everyone cares about the sanctity of health-related confidences, or reasonable facsimiles, as demonstrated below.
Aug 23, 2021 09:49AM
"Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch. Yeti never complains."
