Nov 23, 2020 10:26AM
You’re from Colorado if…“humid” is over 25 percent.
Oct 26, 2020 11:16AM ● By Beacon Senior News
What do four nickels make? Two paradigms!
Oct 01, 2020 11:40AM ● By Beacon Senior News
A friend told a blond, “Christmas is on a Friday this year.” The blond replied, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”
Aug 31, 2020 02:43PM ● By Dick Wolfsie
While most stories I write are exaggerations of the truth, this story really happened, word for word. My female problems began eight years a...
Aug 04, 2020 01:25PM ● By Marti Healy
Quincy is a very literal sort of dog. He’s more agreeable than well trained, although he’s rather opinionated. Loyal to a fault. He’s vulner...
Jun 02, 2020 11:04AM ● By Amy Laundrie
Today I ran over my husband's relative. Good thing he was already dead. I had parked along a road in the nearby cemetery, near some family...
Dec 02, 2019 02:36PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Clever Wuss Submitted by Sue C. Hughey One day Wilbur decided to do something about the continual harassment and lack of respect shown him b...
Dec 02, 2019 01:09PM ● By Beacon Senior News
A flicker of humor amid the darkness Remembering the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor in Hawaii, is it possible to find humor? I felt sadness...
Jul 29, 2019 12:05PM ● By Beacon Senior News
The old girlfriend Submitted by Cassie Jacobs A husband pointed out his old girlfriend at a restaurant. He said to his wife, “I understand s...
Jul 02, 2019 02:41PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Five surgeons Submitted by Robert BennettFive surgeons were discussing who makes the best patient to operate on.The first surgeon said, “I l...
Apr 01, 2019 02:24PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Note from the Publisher: Humor is in the funny bone of the beholder. In last month's issue, we published a joke that was attributed to David...
Jan 06, 2019 12:38AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Grandma's Advice Submitted by Rose Avery I just found a card with a gem that I think my grandmother wrote: “You’re not old until you start ...
