Jun 01, 2022 09:54AM
What is the first sign of Alzheimer’s? You get a puppy because you forget how much work they are.
May 11, 2022 03:39PM
Highway marquee: Who hates speeding tickets? Raise your right foot.
Jan 24, 2022 02:58PM
What’s a Shih Tzu—a dog? No, it’s a zoo with no animals.
Aug 27, 2020 01:22PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Whoever decided a liquor store is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.
Jul 30, 2020 02:52PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Moonshiner Submitted by Bob Breazeale John just inherited a small farm way back up in the hills of Tennessee. As John and his wife are looki...
Jun 25, 2020 02:27PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Jun 01, 2020 01:06PM ● By Beacon Senior News
To be Frank Submitted by Bob Breazeale Two women are talking over coffee. Mary: “I’m so exhausted. I can’t sleep. My husband comes home very...
May 05, 2020 10:34AM ● By Beacon Senior News
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and told my dog. We laughed a lot.
Mar 25, 2020 11:17AM ● By Beacon Senior News
The drunk Submitted by Robert Velasquez A drunk goes into the bar and tells the bartender, “Dri...drrrri.....drinks on the house...on me. Ba...
Mar 02, 2020 03:01PM ● By Beacon Senior News
At age 4 success is not piddling in your pants. At age 80 success is not piddling in your pants.
Jan 28, 2020 10:46AM ● By Beacon Senior News
“How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. "Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer.”
Dec 30, 2019 01:35PM ● By Beacon Senior News
The flood Submitted by Bob Breazeale A large motorhome from New York pulls into the only gas station in a very small town in Arizona, near t...
