Dec 02, 2019 02:36PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Clever Wuss Submitted by Sue C. Hughey One day Wilbur decided to do something about the continual harassment and lack of respect shown him b...
Oct 28, 2019 11:13AM ● By Beacon Senior News
TURKEY DINNER Submitted by Kyle Smith. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, unable to find one big enough to fe...
Sep 30, 2019 11:52AM ● By Beacon Senior News
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books on the paranormal. The librarian says in an ominous voice, “...they're right behind you.”
Aug 29, 2019 03:08PM ● By Beacon Senior News
THE CABBIE AND THE WOMAN Submitted by Johnny DawsonA clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City.The cab ...
Jul 29, 2019 12:05PM ● By Beacon Senior News
The old girlfriend Submitted by Cassie Jacobs A husband pointed out his old girlfriend at a restaurant. He said to his wife, “I understand s...
May 15, 2019 03:02PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Real mothers Submitted by Cara Goodrich Real mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to make it. Real mothers know that their kitchen...
Aug 04, 2018 03:23AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Good shot Submitted by Carl Eden An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “I’ve never been be...
May 01, 2018 06:49AM ● By BEACON Senior News
The third wish Submitted by Maynard Hesselbarth A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray a...
Mar 02, 2018 05:29PM ● By BEACON Senior News
Let there be peace Submitted by Caden CarryAn old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the firs...
Jan 03, 2018 12:19AM ● By BEACON Senior News
And God created Dog Submitted by Frankie BrownAdam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we don...
Oct 31, 2017 11:57PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Anger management Submitted by Derek Lecompte“When I get mad at you, you never fight back,” a husband said to his wife. “How do you control y...
Jul 31, 2017 10:53AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Working dogs Submitted by Ron WagersWhat do you call a dog that works in a lawyer's office?A para-beagle.My mistake Submitted by Helen C...
