Aug 30, 2022 09:57AM
A guy asked me for a small donation for the YMCA swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
Aug 01, 2022 01:15PM
I always hated my sister because she was selected as prom queen every year—and we were homeschooled!
Jun 28, 2022 10:51AM
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday, so I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.
Jun 01, 2022 09:54AM
What is the first sign of Alzheimer’s? You get a puppy because you forget how much work they are.
May 11, 2022 03:39PM
Highway marquee: Who hates speeding tickets? Raise your right foot.
Apr 04, 2022 12:33PM
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened.
Feb 24, 2022 02:22PM
Q. Should I have a baby after 35? No, 35 children is enough.
Jan 24, 2022 02:58PM
What’s a Shih Tzu—a dog? No, it’s a zoo with no animals.
Dec 22, 2021 02:56PM
My wife went to a self-help group for compulsive talkers. It’s called On & On Anon!
Nov 22, 2021 01:57PM
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Oct 25, 2021 10:11AM
Beware of dating podiatrists, you may get off on the wrong foot.
Sep 27, 2021 10:23AM
I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”
