Oct 01, 2020 11:40AM ● By Beacon Senior News
A friend told a blond, “Christmas is on a Friday this year.” The blond replied, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”
Aug 27, 2020 01:22PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Whoever decided a liquor store is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.
Jul 30, 2020 02:52PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Moonshiner Submitted by Bob Breazeale John just inherited a small farm way back up in the hills of Tennessee. As John and his wife are looki...
Jun 25, 2020 02:27PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Jun 01, 2020 01:06PM ● By Beacon Senior News
To be Frank Submitted by Bob Breazeale Two women are talking over coffee. Mary: “I’m so exhausted. I can’t sleep. My husband comes home very...
May 05, 2020 10:34AM ● By Beacon Senior News
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and told my dog. We laughed a lot.
Mar 25, 2020 11:17AM ● By Beacon Senior News
The drunk Submitted by Robert Velasquez A drunk goes into the bar and tells the bartender, “Dri...drrrri.....drinks on the house...on me. Ba...
Mar 02, 2020 03:01PM ● By Beacon Senior News
At age 4 success is not piddling in your pants. At age 80 success is not piddling in your pants.
Jan 28, 2020 10:46AM ● By Beacon Senior News
“How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. "Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer.”
Dec 30, 2019 01:35PM ● By Beacon Senior News
The flood Submitted by Bob Breazeale A large motorhome from New York pulls into the only gas station in a very small town in Arizona, near t...
Dec 02, 2019 02:36PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Clever Wuss Submitted by Sue C. Hughey One day Wilbur decided to do something about the continual harassment and lack of respect shown him b...
Oct 28, 2019 11:13AM ● By Beacon Senior News
TURKEY DINNER Submitted by Kyle Smith. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, unable to find one big enough to fe...
