Sep 30, 2019 11:52AM ● By Beacon Senior News
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books on the paranormal. The librarian says in an ominous voice, “...they're right behind you.”
Aug 29, 2019 03:08PM ● By Beacon Senior News
THE CABBIE AND THE WOMAN Submitted by Johnny DawsonA clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City.The cab ...
Jul 02, 2019 02:41PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Five surgeons Submitted by Robert BennettFive surgeons were discussing who makes the best patient to operate on.The first surgeon said, “I l...
Jun 06, 2019 02:42PM ● By Beacon Senior News
GOT TWO BUCKS? Submitted by Cynthia MooreA homeless man, who’d obviously seen his share of hard times, approached a well-dressed gentleman o...
Jan 06, 2019 12:38AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Grandma's Advice Submitted by Rose Avery I just found a card with a gem that I think my grandmother wrote: “You’re not old until you start ...
Dec 08, 2018 12:12AM ● By Beacon Senior News
Rules and regulations Submitted by Beth Martin Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while work...
Oct 07, 2018 07:52PM ● By Melanie Wiseman
We begin laughing at just 4 months old. As a kid, I was a great audience for my brother, the family clown. I’d cry because I'd laughed so ha...
Oct 07, 2018 04:28AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Diplomacy at work Submitted by Victoria Roberts A man walked into the produce section of a suburban Colorado supermarket and asked if he co...
Sep 01, 2018 12:54AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Bet we can guess your age Submitted by JoAnn RoemerThree mischievous old ladies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old m...
Aug 04, 2018 03:23AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Good shot Submitted by Carl Eden An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “I’ve never been be...
Jul 04, 2018 05:29AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Seeking donations Submitted by Chrissy Kief “Honey there are some people at the door asking for donations to build a new swimming pool.” “G...
May 31, 2018 06:23AM ● By BEACON Senior News
Too revealing Submitted by Larry AndersonA man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a cur...
